What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
her facebook's as public as her vagina
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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