either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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