..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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