Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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