like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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