The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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