I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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