The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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