i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
false alarm, still single
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