why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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