so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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