You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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