That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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