Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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