Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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