but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm like, not good at living.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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