there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
