Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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