i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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