dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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