I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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