I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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