we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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