She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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