i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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