It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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