i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You almost got us killed.
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