Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I feel like abortions should bother me more
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish i was in the wii world.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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