if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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