no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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