What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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