That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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