just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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