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Wat do u mean how?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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