sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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