IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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