You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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