Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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