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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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