btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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