Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Girls should come with a carfax report
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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