Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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