yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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