I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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