I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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