this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
3pm strippers are depressing
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My day in three words: secret purse cake
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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