But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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