i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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