Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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