Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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