I wanna bring you to show and tell
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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