If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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