he puts the penis in happiness.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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