And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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