normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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