Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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