i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
two words: eviction party
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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