I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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