I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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