i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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