So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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