I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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